Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Happy ValentiMe's Day!!
Hope you all are enjoying your day of hearts, flowers and chocolate! Me? I'll be holding my annual pity party tonight, during which I lament over the fact that I don't have a valentine, gorge myself on candied hearts and chocolate-covered cherries and wistfully watch Valentine's Day episodes of tonight's sitcoms. Great...I can't wait (that was sarcasm, by the way). And this year, I can't even enjoy the chocolate part because of this diet--But wait!! I have the answer: Nutrisystem chocolates! Eight pieces of brown pseudo-chocolate that NS tries to pass off as the real thing to sweet-starved fat people on diets! They taste like melted Milk Duds that have re-hardened and stayed on the movie theater floor overnight. I'm sooo looking forward to them (unfortunately, that was not sarcasm! Enjoy your day!!